Ready Wretchedness Wearable Library Desk
Misery at your fingertips!
Gothmas by Gaslight 2011 hunt prize
Finally, wearable furniture that expresses the torment of sheer existence. Just choose one and wear it (they attach to your right hand by default); you may want to turn off your AO as well. Here are your options:
• Ready Wretchedness Wearable Library Desk—the original, including books, lamp, inkpot, quill, paper, penwiper decorated with darling rodent, desk, aged but comfortable wing chair, and anguished pose
• Ready Wretchedness (ratless)—for those who prefer their misery without so much rat in it
• Ready Wretchedness (AFK)—featuring largeish, adorable rodent with an AFK sign (ratless version unavailable)
Suggested use: OH HELL NO SURROUNDED BY HUGE BRIGHTLY COLOURED FLOWERS NOW I HAVE A HEADACHE ALSO I AM AFK
The hunt runs from 15 December to 15 January, and you can see the list of shops, prize pics, and everything you need to know at the official blog. Ask Zack the meerkat behind the counter at Grimalkin for a hint to our bell’s location. We hope you enjoy your portable melancholia!
Best,
Nikita Weymann and various meerkats, monkeys, gators &c
Grimalkin Workshop
Grimalkin Workshop 
Ohhhhh, this is so perfect!